May 7, 2009

I Miss Your Dick

This is a cut-up of Miley Sirus' "I Miss You" and Mickey Avalon's "My Dick"

You used to call me your angle
said I was sent straight down from heaven
you’d hold me close in your arms,
I loved the way your dick felt so strong
I never wanted your dick to leave
I wanted your dick to stay here holding me
I miss your dick,
I missed your dick when it went straight to DVD
I still shed a tear that your dick got the HIV.
Every once in a while your dick still stinks like shit
and even though it’s different now,
you dick is at half-staff, it needs work.
Your dick is still here somehow.
My dick, sick and dangerous, wont let you go
I need your dick to know,
I miss your dick fruit roll-up,
sha la la la
I miss your dick.

You used to call my dick good good lovin
and now I am living out my dick- ‘nuff said.
Oh I wish your dick could see it looks like a munchkin,
everything that is happening for my dick is pretty damn skippy.
I am thinking my dick parts the seas
and it is true that my dick is grade-A-beef.
I miss your dick, quick and painless
I miss your dick and it don’t even function,
and I still shed a tear
your dick looks like Macauly Culkin.
Every once in a while
my dick don’t fit down the chimney
and your dick is still here somehow.
My dick is like an M16
but I need your dick to know
I miss your dick – hungry as a hippy
sha la la la
I miss your dick.

I know your dick is in a better place
but I wish you could see my dick serve a whole luncheon.
I know where your dick needs to be,
even though it is not with my dick, pink and big.
I miss your dick
I miss your dick
I still shed a tear
my heart wont let you go
but I need you to know,
we got dicks like Jesus;

I miss your dick.

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