Down Town Night Club

I went to a club downtown, out in the states, Florida I think, with a couple friends on a Friday night.  Turns out the other guys did not show up.  I met a couple other people, one of whom -- a man who got me in for a third of the cover because his friends didn't show up either-- whipped out his dick and started smacking a girl he was flirting with on the leg.  He said, while completely exposed and gangling his nuts like christmas bells, "I might not be able to hit your stomach, but I bet I can touch the back of your throat!"  Men are pigs but that must be the greatest pick up line of all time.  We all proceeded in our quest for public intoxication and succeeded admirably.